February 2012
11 posts
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
Dr said I have the flu.
The fucking viral ass flu.
Nothing to fix it. Gave me some hydrocodones though. Hell yes! Sleepy time soon ;)
Plus! No work until Sunday. Sweet deallllll.
Awesome. I might just have the worst case of Strep Throat I’ve ever had.
Yesterday, I had a fever of 100 (not too bad, but still elevated). My throat was so sore I could barely swallow.
So I gargled some salt water and it was really burning at one point. So I took my camera and used this bright flashlight app and looked, my tonsil was so swollen it had a hole in it. It was all cracky like...
January 2012
54 posts
I think I may have found the one.
Chris is beyond a phenomenal guy. There aren’t enough words in the English Dictionary that could describe how amazing he truly is. He puts up with my bullshit and I love him for that. See, I’m not the easiest person to handle. I have mood swings and depression and self-esteem problems, and he makes them go away or at least helps me through it....
Anonymous asked: I cant do that. It would be too awkward. Just know that no matter what, when youre having a bad day, feeling down, etc that there is someone who's thinking of you and who ssupports & encourages you through everything. Like i said, youre the best ive ever known and you deserve the best.
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I never see you. But you are the greatest woman...
Well, then you must have my number or be my friend on Facebook. But, thank you whoever you are. You really made my day. I don’t think I am the greatest woman ever, but I’m happy you think so. Thank you, but I’d be even more thankful if you told me yourself.
Bury all your secrets in my skin
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youre amazing.. but idk how to tell you.
Well, thank you but I don’t see why something as simple as that tiny compliment would be so hard to say in person! :)
Bury all your secrets in my skin
I wish I could show up at your doorstep right now...
zitrooo:
:(
One more day, lover!
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I am happy. With you.
Who knew that we would make such a cute couple? Who knew that there actually is a gentleman out there? Who knew that I could be attached to someone so fast?
I think I knew all along but didn’t realize it till now.
“because she wants to fuck half of the house”
really. if only you knew that i haven’t had sex with anyone since you. i don’t even want to know how many girls you’ve convinced to fuck you, you motherfucking asshole. i don’t understand why you can’t just be mature FOR ONE FUCKING TIME IN YOUR LIFE. if you had been there when i got there, i would have said...
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What do you like most about yourself?
What is this ‘like about yourself’?
Bury all your secrets in my skin
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What did you have for dinner last night?
A Western Bacon Cheeseburger, some fries with ranch and a coke.
Bury all your secrets in my skin
Dear Future Boyfriend,
notestomyfutureboyfriend:
You’re going to be sharing me with a lot of boy bands. I hope you don’t mind if I ask you to come to a concert with me every once in a while. And I also hope you don’t get jealous at my constant “Oh my God, he looks so good tonight!” and whatnot. It’s unavoidable, and in return, I’ll point out pretty girls at the beach for you.
Love,
Me
moofinsmoofin:
so. on facebook. just saw someone who’s the same age as me (we were in high school together, just graduated last june) post a status about being in labor. and apparently. is marrying the father.
why.
why ruin your life like that.
you’re barely eighteen. you have no idea what you’re doing.
sometimes it really works out. it did for my parents. she had me at 16, she had my...
All semester: UUUGHH ALL I WANT TO DO IS SLEEP
Winter break: Insomnia