January 2012
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I never see you. But you are the greatest woman...
Well, then you must have my number or be my friend on Facebook. But, thank you whoever you are. You really made my day. I don’t think I am the greatest woman ever, but I’m happy you think so. Thank you, but I’d be even more thankful if you told me yourself.
Bury all your secrets in my skin
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youre amazing.. but idk how to tell you.
Well, thank you but I don’t see why something as simple as that tiny compliment would be so hard to say in person! :)
Bury all your secrets in my skin
I wish I could show up at your doorstep right now...
zitrooo:
:(
One more day, lover!
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I am happy. With you.
Who knew that we would make such a cute couple? Who knew that there actually is a gentleman out there? Who knew that I could be attached to someone so fast?
I think I knew all along but didn’t realize it till now.
“because she wants to fuck half of the house”
really. if only you knew that i haven’t had sex with anyone since you. i don’t even want to know how many girls you’ve convinced to fuck you, you motherfucking asshole. i don’t understand why you can’t just be mature FOR ONE FUCKING TIME IN YOUR LIFE. if you had been there when i got there, i would have said...
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What do you like most about yourself?
What is this ‘like about yourself’?
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What did you have for dinner last night?
A Western Bacon Cheeseburger, some fries with ranch and a coke.
Bury all your secrets in my skin
Dear Future Boyfriend,
notestomyfutureboyfriend:
You’re going to be sharing me with a lot of boy bands. I hope you don’t mind if I ask you to come to a concert with me every once in a while. And I also hope you don’t get jealous at my constant “Oh my God, he looks so good tonight!” and whatnot. It’s unavoidable, and in return, I’ll point out pretty girls at the beach for you.
Love,
Me
moofinsmoofin:
so. on facebook. just saw someone who’s the same age as me (we were in high school together, just graduated last june) post a status about being in labor. and apparently. is marrying the father.
why.
why ruin your life like that.
you’re barely eighteen. you have no idea what you’re doing.
sometimes it really works out. it did for my parents. she had me at 16, she had my...
All semester: UUUGHH ALL I WANT TO DO IS SLEEP
Winter break: Insomnia
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What do you think of Justin Bieber?
His music sucks and he’s a horrible singer. But I can see why young girls like him. But the obsessiveness is just sad.
Bury all your secrets in my skin
my marriage (if i get married)
me: hey darlin welcome home
husband: *kiss* hey baby how are you to-
me: take off your pants
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husband: hey i just ordered some chinese food
me: how long did they say it would take?
husband: about 30 mins
me: get naked
husband: but i thought we were gonna-
me: naked. now
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husband: i'm bored
me: lay down.now
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me: i love you so much
husband: i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and-
me: get in the bed
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husband: there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go?
me: nope.sex
husband: but they have that book you wanted and i was-
me: sex
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me: i had a crappy day at work today
husband: want me to make you some tea?
me: i want you naked. i'm angry
husband: what about a back rub?
me: naked...drop your pants
husband: you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?!
me: drop your pants and put ya dick in my mouth...this is not a fucking game.
You know, you are such a hypocrite. You hate when people lie to you and flake out on you but yet you’re ok with talking a girl into having sex with you when she’s said no more times than she can remember.
I fucking hate you and I can’t believe that I had feelings for you. Don’t ever fucking talk to me again. If you ever see me in public you best look the other way and...
Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Tempurature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Dear Future Boyfriend,
notestomyfutureboyfriend:
My first love broke my heart and left me to face myself alone. I learned to move on even though it was the hardest thing I’ve ever gone through. As hard as that is to admit, my “second” love turned out to be someone who said he loved me, even though as he said those words, he went on dates with other girls. I’m a loyal person when it comes to relationship, but I never...
Dear Future Boyfriend,
notestomyfutureboyfriend:
I am a very good cook. I could make you bacon and eggs before you wake up, all sweaty and crumpled. I could kiss you too if you want, then I could run my hands through your messy hair and say something about how absent minded you are, making you grin. I could hug you tight and feel your long arms envolving all the lenght of my small figure, creating an image contrasting...